Riddle: I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?
Answer: A bat.
Riddle: What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
Answer: Sandpaper.
Riddle: What do you call a naughty turkey?
Answer: Dinner.
Riddle: Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they will "hog" the ball!
Riddle: Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
Answer: There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
Riddle: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle: Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer: Because there was a change in the weather.
Riddle: A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
Answer: Fore Sail!
Riddle: How can people without noses smell?
Answer: If they don't shower.
Riddle: What type of drum are you not able to play?
Answer: Conundrum.
