Riddle:
Which button does not function when being pressed?
Answer: Belly button.
Riddle:
Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
Answer: Because it was stuffed.
Riddle:
A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"
Riddle:
I'm colourful, You can have thick strips of me, And people often lose some of me. What am I?
Answer: Crayons.
Riddle:
What nut has a hole and is squishy?
Answer: Doughnut
Riddle:
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
Answer: Retail Shop.
Riddle:
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Answer: Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Riddle:
What type of jacket can you never put on?
Answer: Yellowjacket.
Riddle:
Water on wind; Light, I rescind. What am I?
Answer: A Cloud
Riddle:
I lie in the earth, and under the ground; A map may reveal me for journey's abound; I can be found in squares, to reduce down to size; Or at the end of a strand, where attachment lies. What am I?
Answer: Roots
