Riddle:
I may be hard, I may be rough,
Bound in the round to claim a love.
What am I?
Answer: Diamond.
Riddle:
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer: Do you know a good place to get a bite?
Riddle:
I am as light as a feather, yet the strongest of men cannot hold me for more than a minute. I am with you from the day you are born to the day you die. I can be as putrid as onions and garlic, yet as pleasant as freshly picked roses. What am I?
Answer: Breath.
Riddle:
Which airplane is not straight?
Answer: A biplane.
Riddle:
Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Answer: Because he always comes out bone dry.
Riddle:
What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.
Riddle:
Though I may lack in emotion, My life is filled with devotion, Daily I mimic your motion, But of me, you have no notion.
I'm downcast when you me forsake, From me, my sons, some people take, Perhaps to fry, or salad make, Or to hydrate for their skin's sake.
What am I?
Answer: Sunflower.
Riddle:
I can easily get lost or stolen, I am highly noticeable, I'm bigger than an iPhone, I can only fit in a backpack and I'm only allowed to stay at home for safety.
Answer: An iPad.
Riddle:
When a cow loses it bell what do u suppose it uses?
Answer: Its horn TOOT! TOOT!
Riddle:
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Answer: "Sorry we don't serve food here".
