Riddle: You, me, Will and Mary eat together how do you arrange the chairs? (the way to do this is that it should be a sentence)
Answer: Will, you, Mary, me.
Riddle: Many partners could be mine,
I'll not choose one to love,
A priest's embrace may raise me up,
He'll claim it was not me.
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No gent are you, you'll surely ask,
My age before you flirt,
To kiss your lips would be divine,
Though soon, you'll knock me back.
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Seducers use me all the time,
Their eyes upon another,
Some say they're gents, but post a roll,
In gutter, I am thrown.
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Even with legs, I will not run,
I'll stand on one alone,
I may reveal the words of truth,
No secret will I say.
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What am I?
Answer: Wine
Riddle: Which button does not function when being pressed?
Answer: Belly button.
Riddle: Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
Answer: Because it was stuffed.
Riddle: A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"
Riddle: I'm colourful, You can have thick strips of me, And people often lose some of me. What am I?
Answer: Crayons.
Riddle: What nut has a hole and is squishy?
Answer: Doughnut
Riddle: Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
Answer: Retail Shop.
Riddle: A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Answer: Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Riddle: What type of jacket can you never put on?
Answer: Yellowjacket.
