Riddle:
What did the hoop say to the basketball?
Answer: May all your swishes come true!
Riddle:
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Answer: Thunderwear.
Riddle:
What did the sweet gherkin say to the pickle?
Answer: You are a Dill-ight to see!
Riddle:
A man has a machine that can turn him into any person that ever existed. He programmed into the machine the number 1, and then pressed the transformation button. Who did he become?
Answer: Adam.
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
Why were 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 sad about Prom?
Answer: They had no one (1) to go with.
Riddle:
Why shouldn't you eat a French fish?
Answer: It's "poisson".
Riddle:
Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
Riddle:
Why are the rates at the bird hotel so much higher than other 4 star hotels?
Answer: Toucan stay for one!
Riddle:
Our armour may be stolen, But still a thousand blades cause us no fear, One or many, it's all the same, Before our number, you will fall. What are we?
Answer: Sheep.
