Riddle: Why didn't the cat want to speak about his problems?
Answer: Because it's purr-sonal information!
Riddle: My first four letters describe a bouncy toy. My last four letters mean crazy. I am both tall and short, long and narrow. I scream when you poke me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle: My first four letters describe all living things. My last five letters are another word for a knight. My job is to save you, and I'm a fan of water. Who am I?
Answer: I’m a lifeguard.
Riddle: What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Answer: Attire (a tire).
Riddle: In the light, I may reflect. In the dark, I'm cold and wet. What am I?
Answer: Water.
Riddle: Fifty is my first. Nothing is my second. Five just makes my third. My fourth, a vowel, is reckoned. Now to find my name, Fit my parts together. I die if I grow cold, but never fear cold weather. What am I?
Answer: L O V E.
Riddle: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Answer: Because the dog was after his bones.
Riddle: How are coffee beans just like kids?
Answer: They're always getting grounded!
Riddle: Why did the rope leave the gym so early?
Answer: It wanted to "skip" class.
Riddle: How do you know if your mail is not very happy?
Answer: It will come with an envy-lope.
