How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
By how much he's coffin.
People have stepped on me, but not many. I never stay full for long. I have a dark side. What am I?
What word does the dictionary always spell incorrectly?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot
Mr. Green lives in a green house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house?