Tyler had 1 pound of bricks and 1 pound of feathers. Which weighed more?
Neither because they were both 1 pound!!!
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!
Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?
Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!