# MagicFish

Riddle Count: 13
Riddle: What happened to the plant in the math classroom?
Answer: It grew square roots, of course.
Riddle: Split me in half, and you get me and another me. What word am I?
Riddle: He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
Riddle: Johnathan gets in a car and is driven to a bar. At the bar, Johnathan sees a person drinking soda. Johnathan doesn't know why, but the stranger seems familiar. Johnathan then heads to a different bar, where the same stranger is drinking soda. Johnathan once again leaves for a different bar. At the third bar, the stranger was there, and Johnathan got the nerve to ask the stranger who he was. Who was the stranger?
Answer: The taxi driver that drove Johnathan to the bar!
Riddle: What's the probability of a coin flip landing on heads? Hint: It's not 50%
Answer: It's very close to 50%, but it's actually just a bit less. The coin still has a chance of landing on it's edge.
Riddle: A murder happened on 1234 Elm Street. There were tire tracks leading to and from the victim, and they led next door. At the adjacent house, there were two men and a woman sitting on the porch. They didn't own any vehicles, and none of them knew how to drive. The police immediately arrested the woman. Why?
Answer: The woman was in a wheelchair.
Riddle: You're trapped in a room with a table and a mirror. There are no doors, trapdoors, secret passages, or any exit of any kind. How do you escape? Hint: Word play
Answer: You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves makes a whole, jump through the hole.
Riddle: A man was pushing his wheelbarrow along the path. He stopped across from a house, and because of this, he had to pay his friend. What's going on?
Answer: He's the wheelbarrow token in a game of Monopoly.
Riddle: What does a candy bar say on Halloween?