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Riddle Count: 13
Riddle:

What happened to the plant in the math classroom?

Answer:

It grew square roots, of course.

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Riddle:

Split me in half, and you get me and another me. What word am I?

Answer:

Meme.

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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?

Answer:

The woman had captured a mouse with a mousetrap.

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Johnathan gets in a car and is driven to a bar. At the bar, Johnathan sees a person drinking soda. Johnathan doesn't know why, but the stranger seems familiar. Johnathan then heads to a different bar, where the same stranger is drinking soda. Johnathan once again leaves for a different bar. At the third bar, the stranger was there, and Johnathan got the nerve to ask the stranger who he was. Who was the stranger?

Answer:

The taxi driver that drove Johnathan to the bar!

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A murder happened on 1234 Elm Street. There were tire tracks leading to and from the victim, and they led next door. At the adjacent house, there were two men and a woman sitting on the porch. They didn't own any vehicles, and none of them knew how to drive. The police immediately arrested the woman. Why?

Answer:

The woman was in a wheelchair.

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Riddle:

You're trapped in a room with a table and a mirror. There are no doors, trapdoors, secret passages, or any exit of any kind. How do you escape? Hint: Word play

Answer:

You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves makes a whole, jump through the hole.

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Riddle:

What's the probability of a coin flip landing on heads? Hint: It's not 50%

Answer:

It's very close to 50%, but it's actually just a bit less. The coin still has a chance of landing on it's edge.

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Riddle:

A man was pushing his wheelbarrow along the path. He stopped across from a house, and because of this, he had to pay his friend. What's going on?

Answer:

He's the wheelbarrow token in a game of Monopoly.

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Riddle:

What does a candy bar say on Halloween?

Answer:

Twix or treat!

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Riddle:

Which 3 don't belong? Cheap Beard Wiki Mile Reap Team Lump Cork Pager Melon

Answer:

Beard, team, and cork. All the other words are anagrams of fruit, while beard team and cork rearrange into bread, meat, and rock. Those would make an amazing sandwich.

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