The taxi driver that drove Johnathan to the bar!
You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, saw the table in half, two halves makes a whole, jump through the hole.
It's very close to 50%, but it's actually just a bit less. The coin still has a chance of landing on it's edge.
Beard, team, and cork. All the other words are anagrams of fruit, while beard team and cork rearrange into bread, meat, and rock. Those would make an amazing sandwich.