Who is bigger: Ms. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their 4-year-old son?
The son because he is a little Bigger!
A farmer was playing hide and seek with his wife. His wife hid in their family's vehicle. How did the farmer find his wife?
He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)
What makes no sense and only gets dollar bills?
Well, it gets no CENTS and it gets dollar bills, so I'm thinking it's somebody playing Monopoly!
What do unicorns use to decorate their Christmas tree?