When does lunch come after dinner?
In the dictionary!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m".
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
The letter E!
Forward I am heavy, but but backwards I am not. What am I?
If half of 5 were 3, what would one-third of 10 be?
If half of five is three, then half of ten is six, which would make it twelve, and a third of twelve is four.
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
In what word are the sequence of letters nihilipil?