Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink?
Because it was a soft drink.
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
What is something that you GO on red and STOP on green?
16 06 68 88 ? 98. Fill in the ?
Look at the number, upside down. The order is 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91… The answer is 87.
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An alarm clock.
A ship carries 20 people… Unfortunately, the ship sank. When the bodies were discovered, there were "24" heads. How is this possible?
There were 20 FOREHEADS…