What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
Who always stalks you during the day but becomes too tired to stalk you at night?
Your own shadow!
I have bubbles, a pipe, and a mouth to drink my soap. What am I?
A bath tub!
I drink red juice, go drunk, gain weight, fly to the sky then die. Who am I?
What is the difference between a cat and a chicken?
A cat doesn't go cluck cluck!
What happens when you Take 5 slices away from a 7 slice pizza?
What is a comedians favourite food?
Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!
I stand in the corner of a building and I never move but my children travel everywhere. What am I?
I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?
A ship dock!