Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole.
Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle: Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?
Answer: Because it's light when it rises.
Riddle: Why was 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?
Answer: Because 9 ate (eight) 7 6.
Riddle: Where were English kings usually crowned?
Answer: On their heads.
Riddle: What is the scariest side of a haunted house?
Answer: The inside.
Riddle: What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
Answer: A mirror.
Riddle: Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.
Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.
Riddle: What has lots of legs and smells nice?
Answer: A scent-ipede.
Riddle: I sent one part. What is the anagrammed word?
Answer: Presentation.
Riddle: Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Answer: Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!
Riddle: What usually becomes a woman?
Answer: A little girl.
Riddle: What do snakes do after a fight?
Answer: They hiss and make up!
Riddle: What kind of drinks do aliens like best?
Answer: Gravi-tea.
Riddle: When is a boy like a pony?
Answer: When he is a little hoarse.
Riddle: Why can't you keep a clock in jail?
Answer: Because time is always running out
Riddle: What does DNA stand for?
Answer: National Dyslexics Association.
Riddle: Why do many orchestras have bad names?
Answer: Because they don't know how to conduct themselves.
Riddle: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is ajar.
Riddle: What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
