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Football Bet

ROD: 11-15-2024

Riddle: John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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Riddle: Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
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Unhappy Cranberries

ROD: 11-13-2024

Riddle: What do you call unhappy cranberries?
Answer: Blueberries.
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Riddle: What are three keys that open no doors?
Answer: MonKEYs, donKEYs, and turKeys.
Riddle: What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
Answer: A football team!
Riddle: Of everybody, you could ask to join you for Thanksgiving dinner, who would always say no?
Answer: The turkey!
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Pecans In Space

ROD: 11-09-2024

Riddle: Why did all the pecans go to space?
Answer: They were Astro-nuts!
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Riddle: Fill each blank with the suitable country: "I am _______." "Maybe you should _____ the fridge." "I'm _______ to the kitchen." "Is there any ______?" "We have some, but it's covered in ______" "Ew, there's ______I'd eat that!"
Answer: “I am hungary.” “Maybe you should czech the fridge.” “I’m russian to the kitchen.” “Is there any turkey?” “We have some, but it’s covered in greece” “ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
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Riddle: Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
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Riddle: Streets can go through me, but roads can't. Goodwill can go through me, but not the Salvation Army. Trees can go through me, but bushes can't. Football can go through me, but not rugby. Can a tennis ball go through me?
Answer: Yes. For something to go through, it has to have two of the same letter in a row. Tennis ball has that occurring twice. Nn and ll.
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