Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: They are survivors, you don't bury them.
Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Answer: In your claws-it.
Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle: If a boy blows 18 bubbles, Then pops 6 eats 7 and then He pops 5 and blows 1. How many are left?
Answer: 1.
Riddle: I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. What am I?
Answer: The letter S.
Riddle: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
Answer: The word Ton.
Riddle: If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Answer: Your mother.
Riddle: I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
Answer: Your fingernails.
Riddle: I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;
You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.
What am I?
Answer: A Broom.
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
Answer: Toma-toes.
Riddle: The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The father's age is the son's age reversed. How old could they be? (3 possible solutions).
Answer: 51 and 15. 42 and 24. 60 and 06.
Riddle: Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said Highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Answer: Because they thought that Disneyland actually left.
Riddle: How do caterpillars swim laps?
Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle: There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
Answer: His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any. Houses can't jump.
Riddle: A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
Answer: He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
Riddle: Who always enjoys poor health?
Answer: A doctor.
Riddle: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
Answer: He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.
Riddle: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
