Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Riddle: If a boy blows 18 bubbles, Then pops 6 eats 7 and then He pops 5 and blows 1. How many are left?
Riddle: If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Riddle: I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. What am I?
Riddle: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Riddle: I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
Riddle: I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean; You make me feel dirty so you feel clean. What am I?
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
Riddle: The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The father's age is the son's age reversed. How old could they be? (3 possible solutions).
Answer: 51 and 15. 42 and 24. 60 and 06.
Riddle: Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said Highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Answer: Because they thought that Disneyland actually left.
Riddle: How do caterpillars swim laps?