Riddle: How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Answer: Lift the hood and look in.
Riddle: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle: Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?
Answer: I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.
Riddle: Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?
Answer: Toothpaste!
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle: A boy had just got out of the shower and getting ready for his prom, shaved, and with cologne and there was going to be an after-party, and his mom, and dad said to be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full-grown beard. How can this be?
Answer: He lives in Alaska and sunrises are every six months.
Riddle: In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?
Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
Riddle: If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper. Then what does the stopper cost?
Answer: Five Cents.
Riddle: My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?
Answer: A Cat!