Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer: Both want safe flights.
Riddle: Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle: I go up and down the stairs without moving.
What am I?
Answer: I am a carpet
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer: Your hands.
Riddle: Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
