How Comes 1

Author: don orr

Riddle: 1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come? 2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street with out breaking the law. How come? 3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases. 2. The truck driver was walking. 3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.