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"Fish" Riddles - Next 10 of 81.
Riddle:
Stanley loved fishing and also loved boasting about how an amazing person he is. One day he went into a bar after fishing, and started telling people in the bar about something that just happened. "So I was fishing by the waters, really nice breeze, and suddenly there was this person who creeped from behind and wanted to stab me in the stomach. Because I'm so good in Kung Fu, I turned back and WHAM! I slapped him in the face!" Everyone enjoyed the rest of the story when one person asked him: "You're lying, Stan, are you?" How did the man knew that Stanley was lying?
Answer: How can the man stab Stanley in the stomach if he's creeping up from BEHIND?
Riddle:
Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping.
What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
Riddle:
What do you call a classy fish?
Answer: Sofishsticated.
Riddle:
What musical instrument would you use to catch a fish?
Answer: Castanets.
Riddle:
There once was an abandoned hotel with a fish bowl on the third floor. In the fish bowl, there were 3 big fish and 5 little fish. 2 of the big fish died and 3 little fish died. How many fish are left in the bowl?
Answer: 8 fish (3 big fish 5 small fish) because it is an ABANDONED hotel which means there are no cleaners to clean the fish out of the bowl so all of the fish are still in the fish bowl.
Riddle:
There are 10 fish in my fish tank. Suddenly, two of them drown, three of them swim away, and four of them die. How many fish are left in the tank?
Answer: There are still 10 fish left. For one thing, fish can't drown. Plus, none of the fish could have swam away because they're still in the tank.
Riddle:
Billy and Sally set out on a journey to visit a famous castle, but they both forgot to bring any food, water, or money with them. At the onset of their trip, they saw a beautiful rainbow in the sky which they considered to be a good omen. Fortunately for them, along the way, they found some friendly individuals who offered them some high-calorie treats to eat --- gumdrops and peanut brittle being two examples. At one dangerous point in their journey, they had to pass through a swamp, but fortunately, no alligators were seen. Finally, they arrived at the castle, and after a brief visit there, they left the castle, went to a nearby eatery, and had tuna fish sandwiches for lunch. Where in the world was this famous castle located?
Answer: Billy and Sally were children, playing a game of Candy Land.
Riddle:
He lived for days and months and years. Almost away from air, And never a leg nor arm had he, And never a lock of hair. But neither crippled nor lame was he. Nor had he a coat to wear. What is it?
Answer: A fish.
Riddle:
If 2+2=fish and 7+7=triangle. What is 3+3?
Answer: 8. If you put 2 and 2 together, you get a fish, and if you put 7 and 7 together, you get a triangle. So if you put 3 and 3 together, you will get 8.
Riddle:
I Am A Fish That Is Tasty And Can Be Expensive In Japan, But I Am Not Sustainable, And I Am In The "Avoid List" From WWF’s Sustainable Seafood List. What Fish Am I?
Answer: An Eel.
