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"Nose" Riddles - Next 10 of 36.
Riddle:
I spread open my legs, slide the face between them, and put my bridge on the face's nose. What am I?
Answer: A spectacle.
Riddle:
What does a nosey pepper do?
Answer: It gets jalapeno business (all up in yo).
Riddle:
If your feet smell and your nose runs, what ails you?
Answer: You are upside down.
Riddle:
While stranded in the desert, you come across two creatures offering water. Only, one has no nose, and one has spines. They say that one has poison, and the other will keep you going for a few more hours. Which one can't you trust?
Answer: The one with no nose, for it’s a snake that bears poison. The other is a cactus, which has water in it.
Riddle:
Sometimes I am loud and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye, then I'm on the front of your face. What am I?
Answer: A noise, remove the "eye" aka "i" and you get a nose.
Riddle:
How did the handless man pick his nose?
Answer: He didn't. He was born with it.
Riddle:
Shirley's two-year-old granddaughter carries around with her something Shirley recently purchased for her in the produce section of a local supermarket. The little girl has the item wrapped in a blanket, pretending it is her baby. She carries her "baby" with her everywhere she goes, and even sleeps with it at nighttime. However, the "baby" has no body, but consists of a brown head with two eyes and a mouth; or is it two eyes and a nose? Sometimes it is difficult to tell, but only the face of the baby peeks out from the surrounding blanket. What type of produce is this "baby" that Shirley's granddaughter carries around with her?
Answer: The two-year-old’s “baby” is actually a coconut which she wraps in a blanket, with the three circular indentations of the “face” turned outward.
Riddle:
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Answer: You bump your nose on the ceiling.
Riddle:
When I am little, I have dots like eyes without a nose. Reach your fingers into the sky, if you were me and my ends were fingers, my left 3rd would rhyme with my right pinky. Somewhere in my middle is a popular response. The pathway of the heart is within me but a long cutie can be deadly for the heart. I'm popular with hands in the USA when I am slow. What am I?
Answer: The riddle "Can you solve who I am?" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
Riddle:
A nurse was speaking with a young doctor just prior to their entering the room where the surgery was to take place. "You know," said the nurse, "I am surprised you are going to attempt surgery on this patient again, since you have failed in all of your previous attempts. You are lucky this patient is unable to make any complaints concerning your failed surgical attempts, and sue you for malpractice! So far, you have botched his knee, ankle, heart, and rib surgeries, and now you are going to try to remove insects from this man's stomach. What's next, brain surgery?" "After today's operation, I believe I will do just that!," replied the doctor in a defiant tone, "and this time there will be no nose bleed, or a red nose of any kind during the surgery." "That'll be the day," replied the nurse. "I will be right next to you during the operation, so when you mess up, I'll have a good laugh!" What kind of twisted, warped, medical professionals are these two? Why haven't both of them been permanently banned from practicing medicine? Just what exactly is going on here?
Answer: While on break, several of the doctors and nurses at a hospital have been competing against one another in the classic game of Operation. This doctor, although he failed at removing the patient’s water on the knee, wrenched ankle, broken heart, and spare ribs, felt confident he could remove the butterflies from the patient’s stomach without causing the patient’s nose to light up red and trigger a buzzer sound signifying failure.
