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When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
A Light Switch.
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons!
I cover what's real, hide what is true, but sometimes bring out the courage in you. What am I?
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
A Vacuum Cleaner.
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.