Riddle: A chap at a craft fair, orders a beer brewed from lungs, hearts, liver, and kidneys. After he drank it, what did he say?
Answer: That offal.
Riddle: Why was the theatre closed down?
Answer: Because it was CLAPPED out.
Riddle: Shirley's two-year-old granddaughter carries around with her something Shirley recently purchased for her in the produce section of a local supermarket. The little girl has the item wrapped in a blanket, pretending it is her baby. She carries her "baby" with her everywhere she goes, and even sleeps with it at nighttime. However, the "baby" has no body, but consists of a brown head with two eyes and a mouth; or is it two eyes and a nose? Sometimes it is difficult to tell, but only the face of the baby peeks out from the surrounding blanket. What type of produce is this "baby" that Shirley's granddaughter carries around with her?
Answer: The two-year-old’s “baby” is actually a coconut which she wraps in a blanket, with the three circular indentations of the “face” turned outward.
Riddle: King Richard was born in England. Raised in England. Crowned in England. Where was he crowned?
Answer: On his head..
Riddle: Terry is a gambling man. Just the other day at a meeting of his bridge club, he challenged each of the seven members to the following: "I bet each of you, seven men, a pack of Blackjack chewing gum, that none of you can walk straight through that 6-foot 5-inch doorframe --- without stopping or jumping --- and touch the top of it with your head as you pass through it; but I bet I can. Since the tallest member of the club was six feet tall and he knew he couldn't do it, even on his tiptoes, each man decided to take Terry's bet. Terry won seven packs of Blackjack gum that day. Since he didn’t use an instant growth potion, how did he manage to win his unusual bet?
Answer: After the other members tried his challenge and failed, Terry simply strapped two one-foot tall stilts (empty metal cans he had brought with him) to his feet and walked through the doorway, touching his head on the frame as he passed through it.
Riddle: What do you call a bear which is fast asleep?
Answer: Bearly awake!
Riddle: Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Answer:
Electri-city!
Riddle: I was looking to buy some furniture, when a man I didn’t know, offered me, a brand new three-seater and two new armchairs, for free. I refused, why?
Answer: I was told never take suites (sweets) off a stranger.
Riddle: What do you call a priest riding a cycle?
Answer: A cyclist.
Riddle: What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
