Riddle:
You might want to play with this pet, if you can't sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal's hiss. When they are away, it is something they might miss. Be careful when handling this pet, you might lose your wit. It might make you wet with its spit and its sweat. So don't shake it too much, because it will drool. This animal is fun when it is cool. If you play with it too much, you'll become a fool. When your fun with your pet is done. You will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet?
Answer: A can of beer.
Riddle:
When the below was jerking , the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?
Answer: That is fishing.
Riddle:
You can find almost everything on me, I will take you anywhere you want, and you search on me every day. What am I?
Answer: The Internet.
Riddle:
A ghost was painting a picture. What did he paint on his picture?
Answer: A picture!
Riddle:
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Answer: Casinos better!
Riddle:
I had surgery yesterday and part of me was removed. I'm really not necessary but I do have a job. What am I?
Answer: The riddle "Surgery" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
Riddle:
A woman was born in 1975 and died in 1975. She was 22 years old at the time of her death. How?
Answer: She was born in hospital room #1975.
Riddle:
What is 8 when 8 is sleeping?
Answer: Infintey.
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
Riddle:
Every year, sometimes during winter and sometimes in the springtime, an elderly woman takes 12 pieces of food, each in its own separate colorful container, and strategically places them outside in her front and back yards. The woman then challenges select relatives to go retrieve the 12 pieces of food for her, so she can put them back into her refrigerator to be eaten later. When these select relatives ask her how the 12 pieces of food ended up outside in her yards, the elderly woman totally denies having put them there. Instead, ----- she blames an animal for the entire affair! Is this woman slip-sliding away mentally, or is there some method to her madness ----- and what animal does she blame?
Answer: The elderly woman has many grandchildren who she invites to her house each year to her annual Easter egg hunt! She challenges them to find the 12 colorful eggs the Easter Bunny has hidden for them.
