Riddle:
Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Answer: One is nevaR backwards, and one is forWords.
Riddle:
Two women sit staring and glaring at each other across a small table. Although the two women don't appear to be friendly toward each other, they do eventually hold each other's hands. A man approaches, puts his hand on top of theirs, and says to them, "I hope I don't have to use the strap on you two." A few seconds later he quickly removes his hand, and shouts out one word to the women. Both women immediately become very tense. What is the word the man shouts to the women, and what in the world is going on here?
Answer: The word the man shouts to the women is, "Go!" This is the way most women's arm wrestling competitions start, and hopefully the wrist straps, to keep their hands from slipping apart, won't have to be used.
Riddle:
Upside-down or on its side, this merry-go-round Is quite a ride. In the summer heat, It is quite a treat with blades so dull, they will not slice. It spins too fast, for your sight. What is this ride?
Answer: A motorized fan.
Riddle:
A path encircles this hill which is made of iron or steel. You walk from the head to the bottom of its tip with your hands instead of your feet. You might need to hold something to strengthen your grip In order to hold two objects together no matter what the weather. What is this hill?
Answer: Screw/Bolt.
Riddle:
You might want to play with this pet, if you can't sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal's hiss. When they are away, it is something they might miss. Be careful when handling this pet, you might lose your wit. It might make you wet with its spit and its sweat. So don't shake it too much, because it will drool. This animal is fun when it is cool. If you play with it too much, you'll become a fool. When your fun with your pet is done. You will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet?
Answer: A can of beer.
Riddle:
When the below was jerking , the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?
Answer: That is fishing.
Riddle:
You can find almost everything on me, I will take you anywhere you want, and you search on me every day. What am I?
Answer: The Internet.
Riddle:
A ghost was painting a picture. What did he paint on his picture?
Answer: A picture!
Riddle:
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Answer: Casinos better!
Riddle:
I had surgery yesterday and part of me was removed. I'm really not necessary but I do have a job. What am I?
Answer: The riddle "Surgery" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
