Riddle:
When the below was jerking , the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?
Answer: That is fishing.
Riddle:
You can find almost everything on me, I will take you anywhere you want, and you search on me every day. What am I?
Answer: The Internet.
Riddle:
A ghost was painting a picture. What did he paint on his picture?
Answer: A picture!
Riddle:
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Answer: Casinos better!
Riddle:
I had surgery yesterday and part of me was removed. I'm really not necessary but I do have a job. What am I?
Answer: The riddle "Surgery" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
Riddle:
A woman was born in 1975 and died in 1975. She was 22 years old at the time of her death. How?
Answer: She was born in hospital room #1975.
Riddle:
What is 8 when 8 is sleeping?
Answer: Infintey.
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
Riddle:
Every year, sometimes during winter and sometimes in the springtime, an elderly woman takes 12 pieces of food, each in its own separate colorful container, and strategically places them outside in her front and back yards. The woman then challenges select relatives to go retrieve the 12 pieces of food for her, so she can put them back into her refrigerator to be eaten later. When these select relatives ask her how the 12 pieces of food ended up outside in her yards, the elderly woman totally denies having put them there. Instead, ----- she blames an animal for the entire affair! Is this woman slip-sliding away mentally, or is there some method to her madness ----- and what animal does she blame?
Answer: The elderly woman has many grandchildren who she invites to her house each year to her annual Easter egg hunt! She challenges them to find the 12 colorful eggs the Easter Bunny has hidden for them.
Riddle:
Once every year a farmer walks about on his farm property, picks out his favorite tree, and chops it down with an axe. He then drags the tree home and puts it in a metal bowl. The farmer then spends time lovingly caring for the tree by watering it every day and providing it with the best plant food money can buy to keep it as healthy as possible. Two weeks later he throws the tree outside, sets it on fire, and burns it to a crisp. How can you explain this apparent drastic change in the farmer's mood toward this tree?
Answer: The man owns a Christmas tree farm where he grows thousands of Christmas trees for sale to the public. He is simply performing his annual Christmas ritual of selecting a tree, placing it in a tree stand, keeping it healthy for two weeks, and then disposing of it.
