Riddle:
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
Answer: Sandpaper.
Riddle:
What do you call a naughty turkey?
Answer: Dinner.
Riddle:
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they will "hog" the ball!
Riddle:
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
Answer: There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
Riddle:
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle:
I start with an e and end with an e and with one letter in between. What am I.
Answer: An envelope. One letter inside
Riddle:
Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer: Because there was a change in the weather.
Riddle:
A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
Answer: Fore Sail!
Riddle:
How can people without noses smell?
Answer: If they don't shower.
Riddle:
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Answer: Conundrum.
