Riddle:
What is a cereal's worst fear?
Answer: A cereal killer.
Riddle:
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer: There are too many cheetahs!
Riddle:
If the previous day of the day before yesterday was Friday, then what will be the next day of the day after tomorrow?
Answer: Thursday.
Riddle:
I can't see yet I know you are there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?
Answer: A bat.
Riddle:
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
Answer: Sandpaper.
Riddle:
What do you call a naughty turkey?
Answer: Dinner.
Riddle:
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they will "hog" the ball!
Riddle:
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
Answer: There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
Riddle:
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle:
I start with an e and end with an e and with one letter in between. What am I.
Answer: An envelope. One letter inside
