Riddle:
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they will "hog" the ball!
Riddle:
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
Answer: There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
Riddle:
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle:
I start with an e and end with an e and with one letter in between. What am I.
Answer: An envelope. One letter inside
Riddle:
Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer: Because there was a change in the weather.
Riddle:
A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
Answer: Fore Sail!
Riddle:
How can people without noses smell?
Answer: If they don't shower.
Riddle:
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Answer: Conundrum.
Riddle:
One is very hard to get, yet every man wishes to get one. The other is very easy to get, yet no one wishes to get it. Every man's work is to get one at last. What are they?
Answer: Success and Failure! Other answers maybe accepted.
Riddle:
It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
