Riddle:
A dagger thrust at my own heart, Dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield, To the twisting of the blade. What am I?
Answer: A Lock.
Riddle:
I go around in circles But always straight ahead, Never complain No matter where I am led. What am I?
Answer: A wagon wheel.
Riddle:
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Answer: Santa Pause.
Riddle:
What creature has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the evening?
Answer: Man crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two as an adult, and needs a walking cane when old. The Sphinx posed this riddle to Oedipus who solved the riddle correctly.
Riddle:
A girl named Sadie was home alone one night. She wanted to relax after a long day instead of going to the movies. Her parents were really running late! So Sadie watched horror movie after horror movie after horror movie! But then she called 911 because she saw a man on her patio! Quickly the police came. They observed the whole house and the patio but their were no footsteps anywhere! Then, one cop found the answer to it all. What was it?
Answer: A man had broke into the house and hid behind the couch. The cop found footprints back there, and it was the mans reflection that Sadie saw.
Riddle:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.
Riddle:
What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"?
Answer: "Firetruck"! It's not a swear word!
Riddle:
While sitting in his living room one evening, Jim thought he heard some voices outside. At that same moment, he observed a dark blur quickly pass by his window, just as daylight was fading. He saw it return to pass by his window a second, a third, and a fourth time. Thinking it must be a bird or a bat, Jim thought little of it, until about 20 minutes later when he saw the same blur pass by his window --- but this time it was a dull greenish color! He immediately jumped to his feet and ran to the window, just in time to see a glowing disk-shaped object hover, and then land on top of his neighbor's roof where it remained motionless. Jim watched for a long time, as it slowly began to lose its glow. He considered calling the police to report a possible U.F.O. sighting, but he didn't want to risk becoming a "community crackpot", so he decided instead to wait until morning to see if the strange, glowing craft remained on the roof where it had landed. What do you suppose Jim saw on his neighbor’s roof the next morning?
Answer: The "U.F.O." Jim had seen was a black frisbee two kids had been throwing in his back yard. As it began to get dark, they switched to a glow-in-the-dark frisbee to see it better. Unfortunately, the first time they threw it, they quickly ran off, as they saw they had thrown it onto the neighbor's roof, and they didn't want to get into trouble.
Riddle:
What can you find in Texas but not in the states Ohio, Utah or Iowa?
Answer: The vowel “e”.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
I belong in a gallery, but add one letter I belong in a racetrack. What am I?
Answer: Kart.
Riddle:
What do you have to add to the number one to make it disappear?
Answer: You add a G, then its gone.
Riddle:
Buckets, Barrels, Baskets, Cans. What must you fill with empty hands?
Answer: Gloves, duh!
Riddle:
A red drum which sounds Without being touched, And grows silent, When it is touched. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
The man who invented it doesn't want it, the man who buys it doesn't need it, and the man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A Coffin.
Riddle:
What comes out in the presence of life, but fades away when light is shone on it?
Answer: Shadow.
Riddle:
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
Answer: A Bed.
Riddle:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Riddle:
Don't judge a book by its cover. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Clothes make the man.
Riddle:
What has holes but can still hold water?
Answer: An easy one!? The answer is SPONGE! Isn't that easy, my friend?
