Riddle: What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A Choker.
Riddle: What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
Answer: One is female, the other is mail-fee.
Riddle: What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle: Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?
Answer: It is under the lash.
Riddle: How can you spell "enemy" in three letters?
Answer: F O E.
Riddle: What number squared = 12345678987654321?
Riddle: Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
Answer: A fly.
Riddle: Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth. What is it?
Answer: Full Moon
Riddle: Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. What are they?