Riddle: Charles called his wife to tell him that he would be home by 7:00. But when he arrived home three minutes past 7:00, his wife was furious! Why was she so mad?
Answer: Charles' wife expected him to arrive by 7:00PM, but he arrived at 7:03AM the next morning. Oh, the classic "I forgot about ante meridiem and post meridiem".
Riddle: Ally and Gwen were told to do house chores on a rainy day. Ally chose to hang the laundry outside to dry, while Gwen vacuum-cleaned the bedrooms. Who is more stupid?
Answer: Ally is more stupid because it was raining all day, and there wouldn't be any need to hang laundry outside.
Riddle: Harold is Andrew's father. Who was born later?
Answer: Andrew, because he is Harold's son.
Riddle: Oliver and Brittany are siblings. They were born in the winter and summer. If Brittany was not born in the winter, then who was born in the summer?
Answer: If Brittany was not born in the winter, then she was born in the summer. Therefore, it's Brittany.
Riddle: Which statement is correct? 1) 119 and 19 is 128. 2) 119 and 19 are 128.
Answer: Neither statement is true; 119 and 19 are 138, not 128.
Riddle: The giraffe is taller than the lion but shorter than the palm tree. Which animal is the tallest?
Answer: The giraffe is the tallest animal. A palm tree is not an animal, duh!
Riddle: Which statement is true? 1) One statement here is false. 2) Two statements here are false. 3) Three statements here are false.