Riddle: You are in a car hungry, thirsty, and broken. You come across three doors on the side of the road. One is full of food, one is full of glasses of water, and one is filled with millions of dollars. Which door do you open first?
Answer: Your car door.
Riddle: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A river.
Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle: Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle: When do you see sheep in ink?
Answer: When you draw them in pen!
Riddle: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February. Because it's the shortest month of the year.
Riddle: Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the fifth childs name?
Riddle: One day, a thirty-story building was on fire. A man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?
Answer: He was on the first floor.
Riddle: Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle: What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Riddle: What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle: A girl just learning to drive is going the opposite way of the traffic but is not breaking the law. How is this possible?
Answer: Easy, the girl is just walking on the sidewalk. No one said she was driving at that time.
Riddle: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Riddle: What do you serve that you can't eat?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Riddle: My shape and sizes differ. Every time you dip me in water, I become smaller. What am I?
Riddle: You are trapped in a hallway and there are three rooms to help you get out. One toom is filled with water all the way to the top, another room is on fire, and the last room has a bunch of lions which haven't eaten in 1 month. Which room do you choose?
Answer: The one with the lions because they haven't eaten in 1 month.
Riddle: Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up on the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Riddle: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.