Riddle: You are a bus driver, healthy, never did one crime of any sort. The bus goes into a problem one day. Somebody just stole all his money he has earned. The thief wrote a note, which says, TELL ME YOUR EYE COLOR, TODAY MIDNIGHT, IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK!! What is the bus drivers eye color?
Answer: I don't know. I said YOU are a bus driver. What's your eye color?