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Riddle: Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla. How come they didn't complain?
Answer: One of the women was a doctor!
Ice Cream Parlor Riddle Meme.
Ice Cream Parlor Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I have 10 red socks and 10 blue socks in a drawer. How many socks must I take out to ensure that I have at least one matching pair? One how many to ensure I have at least a pair of red and a pair of blue?
Answer: Three for one pair, and twelve to ensure one pair of each color.
Blue and Red Socks Riddle Meme.
Blue and Red Socks Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Two hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time is it now?
Answer: It would be 9:00 pm. There are 12 hours between 1:00 pm and 1:00 am and half of that is six hours. Half-way between would be 7 o'clock. Two hours later it would be 9:00 o'clock.
What time is it? Riddle Meme.
What time is it? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: If the date of the last Saturday of last month and the first Sunday of this month do not add up to 33, what month are you in?
Answer: The same month you are reading this.
Last Saturday of the Month Riddle Riddle Meme.
Last Saturday of the Month Riddle Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
A man walked in to a bar Riddle Meme.
A man walked in to a bar Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: It goes through the door without pinching. It sits on the stove without burning. It sits on the table Not ashamed. What is it?
Answer: The Sun.
The Hot Riddle Riddle Meme.
The Hot Riddle Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. I am given with pleasure when taken by force. What am I?
Answer: I'm a Kiss!
Two plus Two Riddle Meme.
Two plus Two Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool. What am I?
Answer: The Nike Symbol.
what makes me Tick Riddle Meme.
what makes me Tick Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?
Answer: Toothpaste!
Don't let the pearlies rot!  Riddle Meme.
Don't let the pearlies rot! Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A boy had just got out of the shower and getting ready for his prom, shaved, and with cologne and there was going to be an after-party, and his mom, and dad said to be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full-grown beard. How can this be?
Answer: He lives in Alaska and sunrises are every six months.
Prom time Riddle Meme.
Prom time Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.