Pirate Riddles - Riddles.com

1. What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
2. Why are pirates pirates?
3. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
4. Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
5. How do you make a pirate angry?
6. What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
7. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
8. What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
9. Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
10. What is a pirates favorite word?
11. Three pirates, One Eye, Long John, and Peg Leg, were gambling with pieces of gold. All the winnings were piled up on the table. One Eye said, 'I have won 1/2' and took a large handful or two. Long John said, 'I have won 1/3' and took a handful. Peg Leg said, ' I have won 1/6' and took a small handful. One Eye said, ' I have taken too much' and returned a half. Long John said, 'I have taken too much' and returned a third. Peg Leg said, 'I have taken too much and returned a sixth. The money on the table was then shared out equally and they had 42 pieces each. One Eye said, 'I have now 1/2 of the total originally.' Long John said, ' I now have 1/3 of the originally.' Peg Leg said, 'I have now 1/6 of the originally.' How much was on the table originally?

1. Two pirates.
2. Because they just Arrrrr!
3. Because he was standing on the deck.
4. To the dock!
5. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
6. A vampirate.
7. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
8. Arr (R), mateys.
9. Because he always gets lost at sea!
10. Arrgh.
11. 282 Pieces.
1. Two pirates.
2. Because they just Arrrrr!
3. Because he was standing on the deck.
4. To the dock!
5. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
6. A vampirate.
7. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
8. Arr (R), mateys.
9. Because he always gets lost at sea!
10. Arrgh.
11. 282 Pieces.