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When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.
Gods' arrows cannot be counted
What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
How far is it from March to June?
A single spring.
What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
One is female, the other is mail-fee.
Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?
It is under the lash.
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