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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.

Answer:

splinter

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Riddle:

Gods' arrows cannot be counted

Answer:

rain

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

How far is it from March to June?

Answer:

A single spring.

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?

Answer:

One is female, the other is mail-fee.

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Riddle:

Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?

Answer:

It is under the lash.

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