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Riddle:

What has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?

Answer:

A horse and rider.

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Riddle:

What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?

 

Answer:

An anchor.

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Riddle:

What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has many letters?

Answer:

Post Office.

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Riddle:

1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?

Answer:

1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys

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Riddle:

Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?

Answer:

Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.

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Riddle:

How does Yoda shave?

Answer:

With a laser-blade.

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Riddle:

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

Answer:

A teapot.

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