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Riddle:

What clothing does a house wear?

Answer:

A dress. Address, get it?

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Riddle:

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Answer:

A Porkchop.

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Riddle:

I you don't move I move, if you move I still move. I can shine but am not a light bulb. I will fall before you wake up. What am I?

Answer:

The Moon.

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Riddle:

What has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?

Answer:

A horse and rider.

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Riddle:

Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide, If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about?

Answer:

A zipper.

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Riddle:

what do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair.

Answer:

rock N roll

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Riddle:

There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

What is it?

Answer:

Boxing.

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Riddle:

What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?

 

Answer:

An anchor.

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Riddle:

1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?

Answer:

1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys

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Riddle:

What language do chimpanzees speak?

Answer:

Chimpanese.

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