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Riddle:

How far is it from March to June?

Answer:

A single spring.

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Riddle:

What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?

Answer:

Thunderware.

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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Riddle:

A queen bee was buzzing, a worker bee was buzzing, a honey bee was buzzing, and a killer bee was buzzing.

How many bees were in buzzing?

Answer:

One. There is only one b in the word buzzing

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Riddle:

Which is the largest room in the world?

Answer:

The room for improvement.

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Riddle:

A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns
and hears a voice Jesus is watching you.

He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder.

Jeaus is watching you
and keeps going room through room
it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom
and sees a parrrot that is saying,
"Jesus is watching you"

The robber is freaked out when he hears somthing moving behind him.

What is it??

Answer:

It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)

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Riddle:

This man was on death row
and only family members could see him
this man walks up to the gaurd and says
"Brothers and sisters have I none"
but this mans father
is my fathers son
The gaurd let him in
How is he related?

Answer:

The father going to see his son on death row

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Riddle:

What do goblins sing in the shower?

Answer:

Rhythm and boos.

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Riddle:

Spell "enemy" in three letters.

Answer:

F O E

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Riddle:

When is the best time to have lunch?

Answer:

after breakfast

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