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Riddle:

Who do witches stop for on the highway?

Answer:

Witch-hikers.

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Riddle:

Why are pirates pirates?

Answer:

Because they just Arrrrr!

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Riddle:

What do goblins sing in the shower?

Answer:

Rhythm and boos.

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Riddle:

How far is it from March to June?

Answer:

A single spring.

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Riddle:

What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?

Answer:

Thunderware.

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Riddle:

A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns
and hears a voice Jesus is watching you.

He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder.

Jeaus is watching you
and keeps going room through room
it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom
and sees a parrrot that is saying,
"Jesus is watching you"

The robber is freaked out when he hears somthing moving behind him.

What is it??

Answer:

It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)

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Riddle:

A queen bee was buzzing, a worker bee was buzzing, a honey bee was buzzing, and a killer bee was buzzing.

How many bees were in buzzing?

Answer:

One. There is only one b in the word buzzing

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Riddle:

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

Answer:

That man's son.

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Riddle:

Which is the largest room in the world?

Answer:

The room for improvement.

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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