Riddle: Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Riddle: What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer: When the buoy meets gull.
Riddle: If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
Answer: An eye wetness.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What do goblins sing in the shower?
Answer: Rhythm and boos.
Riddle: Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?
Answer: Because the student borrowed his pen.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: When is a baby not a baby?
Answer: When it's a little cross.